The Way Of A Fantasy
Sunday, May 18, 2008
Im back finally after a 2 weeks break. Yea yea, I know its after exams and I SHOULD by right have enough time to update EVERYday, since Im not being banned from using the computer. But by left, the feeling of freedom finally after exams is like 'WOW!' thus therefore hence so I never update for 1 day, and another and another and another..okay, you get my point. Altogeher 14days.
Half the days I was just slacking at home, staring at the walls, listening to my mum nag, she could be an olympic champ in that, no competitor close to her. Its like 24/7she could say the same thing over and over again without knowing she had said that exact same thing 1min ago. Staring at the 4 walls is quite fun considering that I have been playing computer and watching TV for the past few days nonstop. AND oh crap, its hardly 1 week and I am actually bored. BORED was never a word I would use during/before exams, it appeared to me while I was playing a particular game for bout 4 hrs, then after that I was like BORED BORED BORED.
Okay, got to stop talking crap and actually type something with purpose. DEBRIEF goes first because its the thing that has been pissing me. First they make us squeeze in the hall which is the killer for people who are claustrophobic, then not like we are not sweating enough, the fans are like blowing nowhere. I was placed nicely in the middle and the radiation of heat from everyone SHOULD be one of the major factors of global warming. As if thats not enough, the teacher try to psych us out by giving out the result later and explaining marking scheme first. Basically the whole thing sucked. By the way, have I mentioned that they put two debriefs in the row, people with weak heart like mine can easily faint if got two HUGE blows in a row, and that was what exactly happened.
First up was english and maths.In my defence, I knew my amaths was going to die, I just do not know how badly. NEVER, I shall repeat for the benefit of those blind people, NEVER thought that I would scrap pass for my english. I had 55.5/110 for english, thats like after I failed my summary AND comphre. Its like nvr have I did so badly la, for my english. That cher that marked my paper is so not going to get a teacher's day present from me man..For my amaths, its okayyy, not too good, but not too bad either in my opinion because I thought I would have failed. Erm..I realised I have eight subjects and its going to take very very long to describe every single subject because I have lots of comments for every subjects, so I shall therefore summarise.
Biology, almost flunked, just passed, whatever way you see it, it just suck, I got 50, its really ON the line pass, somehow someway managed to pass. Physics also, careless+no time is equals to yet another just pass ----53. Chemistry another just pass, my so called 'cannot-make-it' subject actually managed to get the highest of my sciences ----55.5. You btr remember this score because for 3 tests I had this exact score. Chinese, not too good, but I felt consoled when I saw the other people's results, all very near mine, SO COMFORTING. AND you guessed it right..I got 55.5. S.S and history failed, despite me scoring quite high for content, but my source just simply SUCK. I dun bother to care so much about how people feel/think, needless to say, I dun even bother to care about what people feel about hitler, therefore, my results shows my feelings. MY one and only saving grace, life saver, face saver, glory bringer, whatever you say it, is my EMATHS. Got my ONE and ONLY A1.
AS you all can see, very clearly, my results is SOOO consistant all 50s. I srsly hope that my results sometimes cna be a little more colorful, at least there will be an element of surprise, all 50s NO FUN. Oh by the way have I mentioned my meeting with HIM? HIM was walking down the lecture debrief when HE saw me and many others wearing P.E, so he decided to play a cat and mouse game with us, the cat always win, DAMMIT. HIM made us go outside to sign autobiography for him, to accompany HIM till 6for 3 seperate days. Lucky, my mum called him and managed to persuade him to change his mind. By the way, HIM is a.k.a Loony.
After the very heavy-hearted stuff, I'm sure ur heart is a little heavy and a little sad since I reminded you guys of ur very very SAD results. Les talk about some light hearted stuff.
I TINK if I never remember wrongly, on marking day, went out with xx, gavril, wenhui, shiyong, joyce. I was not the latest!! Its so refreshing to be able to scold the latest people, and FINALLY Im not the one. Gvaril arrived the latest and his face was blacker then wat it usually is, which seemed quite impossble, but it is true. At the first place, shdnt our face be balcker then his since we ARE the one that went round looking for him..NVM NVM, I am a forgiving person. Then we say Quan Yifong and her bodyguard, wah seh MUSCLES seh. Quan Yifong was chasing the girl, supposedly for girls whose hair cannot make it, and have lost all hopes in it and make turtles feel proud of their hair. XX was one of them and a miracle happened, they acually never caled him out. But I bet its cuz they nvr see him, see him sure kena prime target. MUST REBORN AND REBORN AND REBORN his hair to get nice silky hair. After that, we went to watch the movies, SUPERHERO MOVIE. OKAY, its was FUNNY..at least it manage to furfill my sense of humor. ITS NICE, trust me. After that we went to the arcade, which is not really called an arcade, the games you can play there are really minimal, NOT much of an arcade, but on the bright side, at least it is closing down. AT least, I THINK its closing down, considering how poor business is. Afterwards, headed off for some sea breeze at some wooden floor in some place, and saw the 'oh-so-familiar' cruiseship, adn the scenery is OKAY, not fantastic since theres some construction going on and the merlion head is poking out. Toked a lot of cock there. Overall had quite a fun day. ERm, have I mentioned about how wenhui met guorong there..OMG, when 2 competitor meet, you should have seen the jealousy btw them man. Guorong and Curly meet, WOAH fireworks.
And I tink my mouth is honoured these to be able to eat alot of things these days. On mother's day, ate duno wad 'Carousel' at Royal Plaza. WOW, result of inflation is 80bucks per head, but nvm, my sis's boyfriend paid, I have a feeling he is going to break up with her in the next mother's day. But the food there is HEAVENLY sia, buffet plus seafood, abit overpriced though I feel, since you have to eat 80 bucks worth of food. ITS LIKE STUFFING FOOD DOWN UR THROAT just for that 80 bucks. Then last thurs, went to Plaza Sing to eat Manhatten's Fish Market. OMG, the food there is REALLLY nice sia. Dun play play, the price also very nice, but my mum got voucher, so oh well, I shall just eat while they pay...
OKAY, I dun tink I missed out anymore stuffs this past 2 weeks, its basically about eating, sleeping, having fun, going school. Going to taiwan on first week of holidays, so there's still another week of boredom. Anyone interested in going out to just wander around? I'm freeeeeee, too free in fact, now I got to entertain myself by staring at walls again.
I shall complete this blog post by doing one of xx's quiz...
1.Name 20 person you can think if right now. Don't read the questions until you name them. At the end of this, choose five people to do this.
1.Shiyong
2.Xiangxi
3.Wenhui
4.Clarence Low
5.Yinghui
6.Gavril
7.Qixian
8.Benjamin
9.Joyce Ngiam
10.Walter
11.Yew Weng
12.Ziling
13.Senghong
14.Kaihuai
15.Anngie
16.Chrystal
17.Wenyuan
18.Singhui
19.Darren
20.Weiseng
A)How did I meet 14?
When I was in GR and I sat on his seat.
B)What would I do if I never met 1?
A super good friend lost, and another hard find for another friendship
C)What would I do if 9 and 20 dates?
I wouldn't do anything, they quite compatible ma
D)How about 6 and 17?
Mismatch? But theres hope theres hope, maybe there a inner beauty and gavril thats left to be uncovered
E)Describe 3
Once my sis, forever my sis. In the same STMG and HKLLNSST as me. Frequently depressed, most of the time smiling though, depressed and smiling dun go well together. Being liked by 3 different guys. And most importantly, MY SUPER GD FRIEND!!
F)Is 8 attractive?
Yea, lots of girls go mad over him de okay, wan date him make appointment pls.
G)Describe 7
Nice lips. Have a nice way to solve matter, the most direct way --- violence. Vegetarian, he is the one killing our trees in the world. Usually blur and gullible, and also locates in HKLLNSST. Nice friend to have.
H)Do you know any of 12's family members?
Nope, not at all.
I)What would you do if 18 confessed that he/she likes you?
I have no comments, I guess I will just midgetty myself first.
J)What language does 15 speak?
English? Chinese? What you expect?
K)Who is 9 going out with?
Hmmm, 9 ah, she is one complicated gal.
L)How old is 16?
15, EH STOP ASKING RETARDED QUESTIONS LEH.
M)When is the last time you spoke to 13?
On one of the debrief days, heard he got a fever and nvr come school.
N)What is 2's favorite band/singer?
Teletubbies? If we are lucky, he might change it to 'power rangers' song soon. JkJk
O)Would you ever date 4?
If I'm despo, I might, but I won't be despo, becuz I CANT BRING MYSELF TO BE GAY.
P)Would you ever date 1?
Nope, she's my sis.
Q)Is 19 single?
I hope so, if not the girl that is with him is IN FOR A TOUGH TIME.
R)What is 10's last name?
Wong
S)Would you ever date 11?
Nope, I REPEAT. He MIGHT be gay, BUT IM NOT, so its not going to work!! Stop bugging me with questions about sexuality.
T)What is 3's school?
CCHMS
U)Where does 16 live?
Gd question....___________ fill in the blanks
V)What is 5's favorite thing?
OH GOSH, LOTS. SHe loves GOD, purple, L, pieces thingy, learning about her future through astrology bks. She is a unique girl..and she says she is happy to be one. She is INDEED a unique girl.
W)Have you ever seen 2 naked?
So what even if he is naked? What am I suppose to see? He has neither.
5 PEOPLE TO DO THIS QUIZ:
1.You
2.Like
3.Then
4.Do
5.NOW
6.SCRAM
Okay, done with my update, 2 weeks long of hiatus ends up with a uber uber long post like this, NITEZ ppl, sweet dreams, have fun in school!!
Your Name, Your Fantasy
Friday, May 2, 2008
HIHI people..guess what IM BACK!! This week is exam week, got quite a lot of shit to report, but first we got to do some rewind.
Do you still remember the piece of black shit on my arm. Yea, INJURED. While playing soccer then decided to pull some stunt, ended up falling on the floor while stepping on the ball and then humpty dumpty. It was relatively pain, but never felt the real pain until when I went home to wash it, OMG, the sensation is like you feel like squeezing your balls but you know you cant. PAIN! But anyway thankgul for xiangxi and his tissue paper he bought brom seven-eleven, got scammed in my opiion, 1 tissue packet for 50cents. There are many people out there selling 3 for 1 buck. But none the less thanks.
Ending this real quick, reporting on so how my tests got screwed so far.
English --- relatively okay, if the marker can get the twist I will do fine, if not, I think I will get screwed. Situational was fine, just got a little naggy and I actually forgot to compare, the thing Mr Kek said we got to DO!! Nvm, I hope my marker will be linient and kind and thou may properity befall him.
Chinese --- Due to some unexpected problems like constant sleeping and nodding off, I almost had no time to do finish, but manged to rush one out JUST in time. Felt that I overwrite for my summary already, but I just wrote 80 words, thats what I did for my Sec1 and 2, hope it is 3rd time lucky. Compo was okay. Recycling bag is CHEEM. I didnt noe one kind they meant, so I ASSUME its paper bag, therefore, the cher will ASSUME I am crapping, and I will ASSUME I will therefore get low marks. But the gong han is okay, so average out.
A maths --- I have no comments.
Nah, just joking, I have too much comments, like how screwed up I am. Didnt complete 23 marks worth of ques. Went home my mum that I never do ABOUT 10 marks, THIS is called a white lie. And today Phua said to me 'eh clarence, why your maths test pull stunt?' So I just reply like 'yea la, never do a lot of questions, then other question also wrong' then he replied that I other ques did OKAY, but I never do alot of questions. AIYA, screwed already. Made me waste so much time on the partial frac problem, 40MINS leh, I at home I never remember when I actually spent more then 15 mins on 1 ques. SIGH, sianation + pissed = going soccer = injured.
S.S --- Also, too many comments. Those I studied never come out, those I never study came out. On globalisation, I studied 4/5 of the startegies, end up it came up 'managing resources', woah, I almost cursed in the middle of the paper sia, and in the morning I told ben 'eh if come out imapct, I die liao, neevr study' REALLY COME OUT. Whats wrong with my predictions man, ended up doing chapter 2 and I knew the first question because Ms Gan actually marked the question before, but good things never come in pairs. The 2nd question got stuck, I only know the given point, and duno how to do the graduate mother's scheme, after the test my firend told me 'cheaper condoms', omg, how true why I never think of that.
History --- Manageable, for part A, never did the full PEE for 1c and 1d, but also partly because no time and duno what to write for explaination, thus I deduced that happiness cant be forced and left it with only 2 PE. The content is quite easy, just that the Kalogg Briand shit ass pact, I forgot to mention easily broken pact because of self defence in my expalination. Nvm, history went OKAY. Finally the light at teh end of the tunnel.
Bio --- Can be done, but I tink theres some qustion that is careless, but considering cramping 7 chapters in 3 hours, I can actually do most of the question except for 1 or 2, its quite a miracle by itself, must be my prayer, THANK GOD sia. Never realosed the true extent of the entire chapters until I began at 3am, then chionged till 6am, bath eat, wait for bus to come. Oh by the way, watch 'japanese pranks' in youtube or 'hardgay' in youtube, SUPER FUNNY. That what made me start at 3yesterday, but Im not blaming it or giving me humor and joy.
Okay, in all, Bio hist manageable, english chinese depends, maths s.s FOREGONE. Oh have I mentioned I slept for only 2 hrs for S.S, hist and bio? Its liek for once today I can sleep on the bed and not on the stupid hard floor. Went back home today to sleep for 5hrs straight.
Erm, today was suppose to study chemistry, ended up ONLY playing soccer. It made ben and gavril feel guilty, but today was suppose to be my rest day anyway, intend to start tommorow and just chiong all the way to Sunday. After buying mother's day gift, met walter and minmin, also met cavan. Obviously, they too civilised to play soccer with us, so we played by ourselves and with the sec4s from other school. Won them 3-2, but not before qixian pulled stunts by juggling the ball in his hand before letting the ball fly past his hand into the goal to make it 2-2. Later sat 76 alone home as gav ben xx all sit 55. Basically today was SLACK and FUN.
Yea, all in all I just wana wish all of you out there good luck in ur MYE and CHEMISTRY MUG HOR. Chemistry is like my most hated subject now, nothing could enter my brain, nothing is willing to enter my brain rather. Nevermind, I shall force it down tommorow whether it likes it annot. TOO BAD, BRAIN, ITS NOT UR CHOICE!!
Okay nitezx people, have a good week and remember the things you wana do after exams because exams is ending in 5 days time, which means on thursday. GOODLUCK IN UR MYE.
Your Name, Your Fantasy
