The Way Of A Fantasy
Thursday, July 31, 2008
YEAH, Im officially 15. Im one year older, finally. IM FINALLY MATURE. Identification card coming soon to prve my age, but I lost the form in which Im suppose to fill up. So I guess Im sticking to the ez link card for the rest and the rest and the rest of my life. SHUCKS.
Got to make this real short. Mum not in the best of mood today. Erm, had english test today. Partial screw up. Had one paragraph on Nelson Mandela, but I totally forgot what the hell he did. Only knew he did something bout freedom and he is a Black. So, I linked this two facts together and he became a very noble person who freed the afican slaves. THATS GREAT! I was doing it halfway when I was comtemplating if its Moses or is it Martin Luther King who freed the slaves...but I still picked my best friend Nelson. I knew Moses did something, think he freed the Egypt slaves under God's order. Sadly, unfortunately, unluckily, suayly, Mr Kek isnt a Christian. Just checked it out on wikipedia, turns out no one freed the slaves, the slaves are still who they are: slaves. And I am doing what I love best: crapping in exams. Nvm, hope that Mr Kek wont check out wikipedia, if he does, then I think this test is a goner.
Also had my amaths test today. THAT test is cheemology. Screwed up my absolute courve even though I knew how to draw, but it turned out not looking like a curve. Plus, never do 2 questions. There you go, 5+4+3 to the donation drive. I tink I should be recognised as a philantropist in my generous contribution of marks. Arghh, watever, everyone said its tough, so we shall jus fail together then. Someone once said to me 'Failing together is better than failing alone, the more the merrier' That someone is me.
Physics test had 19/30. Tot I would hav flunked it, but there was apparently lots of ecf. Chem wasnt as lucky. Even though there is also ecf, most of the errors are just what it is, errors. So there is ahrd any carry foward. Therefore, it explains my marks. 10/30. Nevermind, again, Im not the only one, so I guess its just a tough paper. Another word of advice from the 1-day old birthday boy "One way to console urself, is by decieving urself."
Had NAPFA on my birthday. Happy birthday, me. Scored 2 As, in shuttle run and sit up. So proud of myself. But I flunked pull up. Expected. the moment I jumped onto the metal bar, I dropped. Gravity la. Not my fault. W=Mg. GRAVITY PLAYED A PART TOO. 2.4 flunked also. Guess, its back to failing NAPFA again this year. BUT im totally cool and calm botu failing. "Failing is the mother of success, but success's son is arrogance' SO I DECIDED. I will never want to pass my NAPFA because I will not want to be arrogant. Okay. A little case of sour grapes, but who cares.
Very high today. Duno wat happen during physics today. 3EP suddenly super high. There was a short preview of it during Bio when we starting naming digestive organs instead of repiratory organs. Then during physics, people started spamming deodorants. Surprised how many people actually have deodarants in my class, bout 10 people. Then after it got all smelly, theres a wasp that came into the classroom. So after wasting bout 10 mins spraying the deodarant, we stared at the wasp for a further 20 min. IT WAS AMUSING. The teacher, Mr Leow actually watched it together with us. Just watching the wasp fly and giving live commentary. INSANITY.
During chemistry lesson on Wednesday, had a couple of really cool experiment. Ammonium and (dunno wad) sulphate stinks. At first ammonium had no smell, so Mr Lam say heat it up a little, still no smell. So he help me heat. Then when I smelled it, I took a really good whiff. YUCKS, the smell sucks. According to Rachel Lee, she said that Yiting said (getting abit complicated), last year her class 2HM got 1 guy tot he got block nose so he go breathe too much of the ammonium. Ended up fainting on the spot. Are people that dumb? Or is it only him? Whatever, it was funny, so that dumb guy is forgiven for his dumbness.
Basically I have been crapping. Now time for the thanks. Thanks for all the people who gave me presents and SMSed me birthday wishes. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. Thanks to the following people:
Yinghui --- pikachu(eh, gal thx man...you watch for ur defaced L next year, the moment I saw you walking over with the pika in ur plastic bag, I knew it was classic guaitai liao.)
Wenhui --- Bears, two to be exact(Though it will be more suitable for xiangxi, since his is spoiling, but nvm, I shall kip it. Stress reduction machinary)
Xiang Xi --- his GIGANTIC pen and GIGANTIC eraser. And I DO mean gigantic. Its seriously impossible to write, but I shall try. I mean really try.
3EP --- for wishing me happy birthday and the birthday song.
And everyone single one of you guys out there who made this birthday a memorable one! THANK YOU. Have a nice week and nice month ahead.
Your Name, Your Fantasy
Thursday, July 17, 2008
YES, people and fellow netizens, I AM FINALLY FREE TO UPDATE. Following the one-update-per-month rule I set for myself, I tink its about time I update also ba.
Birthday coming!! I seriously think that the timing of my birth is really bad. 2 days later and I only hav to do inclined pull ups for NAPFA. Too bad, mum cant handle the pressure and weight of me, so she got me out 2 days earlier. Think I will fail 2 sections this time. First the 2.4 which is saps away 2years of my life everytime I run it and then the pullup which simply succeeds in breaking my arm THATS ALL. Having failed for liek 4 years in a row, I seriously am open minded about such stuff.
First things first. Today while walking down for flag raising, the staircase was super crowded. So, while in the midst of squeezing, I very unluckily stood behind this sec1 boy. I think I could only blame my height, cuz his hair was just beneath my nose. AND OMG, his hair smelled liek ammonia. Its those piercing smell which I think is used in concentration camps. It simple bypassed my nostrils and went staright into my lungs, thats how smelly his hair was. He better start washing his hair soon, or he could manage his own concentration camp soon.
Had listening comprehension on Tuesday. It sucked. They asked us to report at 2.00. The examiners sashayed in at 2.30 happily with a smile on their face. I supposed they were at the canteen eating their bowl of NATA DE COCO happily. Then they ushered us in. Then they went to this broadcasting channel, 92.4, i think. I never knew it actually started at 3.00. So they played some wierd music on the radio while I struggle to peel my eyelids open. Its like you feel like sleeping but scraed that when you finish sleeping, the whole thing is over. So I stayed awake and quite gladly so, cuz penguin soon made a visit and scolded those hwo were sleeping. I think Cambridge are really smart. They actually played this music for half an hr to lull us to sleep first. CHEAPSKATE!
Theres chemistry SPA coming up I tink. At least now my speed is improving and I can FINALLY finish at elast one reading in time. But still, I stick to my stand and feel that titration is a waste of glass and water and acid and human resources. Who in the world cares whether there is impurity in a sample annot. Even if they do, its NOT our problem. Stop making their problem my problem. YOU HEARD THAT MOE?!?! Okay, think overly stress, too much pent up anger.
Screwed up my previous physics test. Didn't even realised I never finish the paper till my friends toked about it. Minus 5 marks. Then, didnt noe stew pit barometer doesnt change height even if tilted, minus another 3 marks. Well done clarence, you hav officially donated 8 marks to the National Donation Booth. Your kind dontation will be gratefully accepted. ARGHH!
Toking about achrity. Anyone know that the reverant mingyi just go caught by police for embezzlement. Seriously la, who will dare to donate anymore if such things keep happening. First Durai, then now monk also steal. Durai, understooded, he need it for his golder water taps. But then monk need for wat?!?! New hairstyle? New robe? Stupidity. He climbed the suntec city for nothing, now he is just a joke. Remembered him climbing up the suntec city, then his face constipated look, looked so pitiful, but I guess he was simply having constipation then. Honesty is the best policy. He could have been a role model for the young, and remained in the hearts of the needy. Too bad, greed is afterall too hard to overcome in his case.
Oral Oral Oral. Super cheem sia. I of all topic managed to get youth olympic. Besides feeling very proud and...being extremely proud and...being super proud for my country I really duno wad to say. Wanted to say bout economy, but I totally forgotten wat is economy called in chinese. Then the stew pit female teacher, keep showing me off her head, as if I have nothign better to look at. So i completely ignored her and just toked to the male teacher. Preferred the two old pervertic uncle at the side. They kip smiling and looking at you, MUCH MUCH btr then that rude girl.
Done with the update. Tmr S.S test..After I finish it, then just msn me if you want answers. Tmr lesson is quite slack, first 3 lesson is just purely listen no nid think. English, Charisma, HCL. Pure slack, perfect for pure slackers like me.
NITEZ, HAVE FUN IN SCHOOL AND GD LUCK IN THE COMING MONTH. GONG XI FA CAI!
HAPPY NATIONAL DAY, SINGAPORE. Forgot how old you are liao, sry ah. At most I sing louder for you at flagraising tmr, since I forgot your age. BYEEEEE.
Your Name, Your Fantasy
